Dear Diary,
What a day! It started, as all good days do, with me waking up my humans by tap dancing on their faces at 5 AM. They seemed less than thrilled, but someone has to get this household running!
After breakfast (which was tragically small – I may starve), I spent a good hour guarding the house from the dangerous menace of falling leaves. You’re welcome, humans.
Midday excitement: the doorbell rang! I alerted the entire neighborhood with my ferocious bark. Turns out it was just the Amazon delivery, but you can never be too careful.
The highlight was definitely my walk. I met a Great Dane and convinced him I was the alpha by sheer force of personality. Size means nothing when you have terrier tenacity!
Now I’m exhausted from my heroic efforts. Time for my second nap of the day… or maybe my third. I’ve lost count.
Until tomorrow, when I’ll continue my quest to catch my tail. I’m sure I’ll get it this time!
Yours in perpetual motion, Tucker the Terrier