Dear Diary,
Today was AMAZING! I woke up at the crack of dawn (6 AM) and immediately alerted my humans that it was time for breakfast. They seemed less excited about this than I was, but that’s okay.
After my gourmet meal of kibble (yum!), I helped my human drink his coffee by attempting to stick my entire face in the mug. He didn’t appreciate my assistance, but I’m sure he’ll come around eventually.
Midday, I protected our home from the evil mail truck. My heroic barking scared it away… until tomorrow.
The highlight of my day? A trip to the park! I made new friends, rolled in something wonderfully stinky (much to my human’s dismay), and chased approximately 37 squirrels. Caught none, but I’m sure they were terrified.
Now, I’m exhausted from all this excitement. Time for a nap… on the human’s bed, of course. They won’t mind, right?
Until next time, Buddy the Lab